Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!!!!
Now truly readers does that phrase make you scan the horizon looking for "loose wimmin"????
"ladies of the night" or practioners of the worlds oldest profession.. No Of course it bloody doesn't.
HO! HO! HO! makes me think of Santa and Christmas and in a pinch, Hoe hoe hoe might make me think of all the weeds in the veggie patch and the nettles under the apple trees.
But never in a million years would the sound of a pretend Santa going ,"Ho! Ho !Ho! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" make me think of skanky HOs...
So here in all their glory are my un- bra-less -boobs HO! HO !FUCKING HO HO HO HO HO!
May Political Correctness Die A Silent Death